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@UncleDuke1969: Me: Damn dog is under the covers again!
Wife: No she's not. She's next to the bed.
Me: Oh.
Wife: ...
Me: Might be time to shave your legs.

Me: Damn dog is under the covers again!
Wife: No she’s not. She’s next to the bed.
Me: Oh.
Wife: …
Me: Might be time to shave your legs.

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