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@Kali_Mura: Me: Dark Lord, I am your devoted servant. Please accept this sacrifice as proof of my --

Satan: I have a girlfriend.

Me: Dark Lord, I am your devoted servant. Please accept this sacrifice as proof of my — 

Satan: I have a girlfriend.

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