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@kiel_phillips: ME: Dave's coming over for tea

WIFE: Dave from work or Dave I'm having a secret affair with?

DAVE: *from inside wardrobe* I don't eat peas

ME: Dave’s coming over for tea

WIFE: Dave from work or Dave I’m having a secret affair with?

DAVE: *from inside wardrobe* I don’t eat peas

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