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@ThugRaccoons: Me: *delivering breakfast in bed*

Wife: OMG! What a nice surprise!

Me: Would you say it was uneggspected?

Wife:

Me: Omelette you eat now

Me: *delivering breakfast in bed*

Wife: OMG!  What a nice surprise!

Me: Would you say it was uneggspected?

Wife: 

Me: Omelette you eat now

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