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@TheMichaelRock: Me: Did you just put your fingers in my drink?

5yo: I don't have poison on my fingers!

Me: But why did you....wait, what?

Me: Did you just put your fingers in my drink?

5yo: I don’t have poison on my fingers!

Me: But why did you….wait, what?

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