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@LindaInDisguise: Me: Did you know a cockroach can live for weeks with no head?

Him: That's nothing. Husbands sometimes go for years.

Me: Did you know a cockroach can live for weeks with no head?

Him: That’s nothing. Husbands sometimes go for years.

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