@vexroid: Me: Did you play video games all day?
Me: What else did you do?
9: I ate lunch
@Fred_Delicious: [everyone in the STI clinic glaring at my Pokemon shirt]
"No no it means like, I want to catch all the Pokemon"
@dragnut: Per Wikipedia, there are two kinds of scorpions. One can sting and kill you like a spider, the other can sing and rock you like a hurricane
@ItsAndyRyan: Me: *clears throat*
Boss: You have a wee cough
Me: Thanks, see you in seven days
@gengen874: Quietly she fades away, drifting closer to nothingness.
Nothingness whispers, "I already have a girlfriend."
@mortimermaiden: The soft snowflakes swirling in the night sky remind me of the time mom had too much gin and threw a roast duck at dad for taking her youth.