@vexroid: Me: Did you play video games all day?
Me: What else did you do?
9: I ate lunch
@TeejayRush: Marijuana is not a gateway drug...
I have never been smoking weed and thought, "I know what this needs! Meth!..."
@QwertyJones3: [during sex]
ME: I'm Italian, how about you?
ME: Ok sure just give me a second
@KissabiX: [watches ants struggle with a chocolate & hazelnut covered golf ball I made]
They'll be so pissed when they realise it's not Ferrero Roche
@timdonakowski: Shout out to politicians for keeping the word "folks" alive.
@TheRealStanLee: Gonna put this up there and let it sink in...