@vexroid: Me: Did you play video games all day?
Me: What else did you do?
9: I ate lunch
@STitusR: Taking my dog out in below zero weather brings one thought to mind. I should have gotten a cat.
@Gre_Gone: Judge: State your name.
Me: Not Guilty
Me: I had it legally changed.
Judge: You're Not Guilty?
Me: *moonwalks outta there*
@lovemyboots111: Sarcasm :
Because life doesn't come with a free "stay out of jail card"
@meaculpau27: In Starbucks a woman went sh*t house rat crazy when she got a double shot of espresso instead of the triple shot she ordered. I'm fine now.
@bmarked21: So the suicide hotline is only for prevention and not for nominating people who should kill themselves. Sucks. I made a list and everything.