@vexroid: Me: Did you play video games all day?
Me: What else did you do?
9: I ate lunch
@VeganZebra: *tattoo parlor*
ARTIST: What do you want?
ME: Surprise me
*He tattoos the word 'hiccup'*
ME: Why did y-
*the tattoo disappears*
@awkwardphilippe: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME
@Mister_Gravity: I'm usually pretty inspired after watching a movie to try something I've just seen.
[hunts for a movie about cleaning bathrooms]
@VectorBelly: I like when the ending credits show pictures from the episode I just watched. What a fun trip down memory lane.
@emptyheadtwo: I met a young fashion designer earlier, and it wasn't long before I was in the bedroom ripping her clothes off.
I love counterfeiting stuff