@vexroid: Me: Did you play video games all day?
Me: What else did you do?
9: I ate lunch
@meganamram: the sequel to "Up" should be called "Up 2: No Good" who do I tell this to
@miller_tm: Just got an email from dominoes said "easy and delicious" they sure know how to talk to a single guy!
@TrueTorontoGirl: Cop: Do you have any drugs in the car?
Me: Absolutely not. Trust me, I've looked.
@HispanicIcon: Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
@Skullcat: My corduroy pillow has been making headlines all week.