@BerylStedman: me: *dies* mom: no get up you still have to go to school.
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@ibid78: Well it looks like it's just you and me.. [tumbleweed starts rolling away] WAIT TUMBLY, NO
@WilliamRodgers: *Reads about a Salmonella outbreak on lettuce -NEVER eats Salad again! *Reads about the dangers of Alcohol poisoning -NEVER reads again!
@UberFacts: Each time a person sneezes on an airplane, that sneeze circulates the entire airplane cabin before being filtered out by vents.
@sozjalltheway: So, It's not ok to write "always best to have a spare incase you break the first one" on facebook, when someone announces a second pregnancy