@BerylStedman: me: *dies* mom: no get up you still have to go to school.
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@_davidlucas_: The shortest distance between two points is over a cyclist. ~Australian drivers, apparently.
@Book_Krazy: If the lever on your toaster breaks off and your bread starts burning, can you pry it out with a butter knife? The answer may shock you.