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@AristotlesNZ: Me: Diets suck. Why I gotta do it too?
Her: No I in team
Me: Isn't 1 in diet either.
Her: Yes there..
Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

Me: Diets suck. Why I gotta do it too?
Her: No I in team
Me: Isn’t 1 in diet either.
Her: Yes there..
Me: I’m too hungry for your mindgames!

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