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@Book_Krazy: Me: Do you have any dreams?

Him:...I'm running on a giant hamster wheel and a squirrel wearing a tuxedo comes...

Me: ASPIRATIONS YOU IDIOT

Me: Do you have any dreams?

Him:…I’m running on a giant hamster wheel and a squirrel wearing a tuxedo comes…

Me: ASPIRATIONS YOU IDIOT

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