@JessiCanadian: Me: Do you have any mini-ipods in stock? Guy: what color? Me: Any color. Guy: We don't have any. You Sir, have achieved stupid greatness.
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@Tmoney68: Not saying I'm lazy, but if we had a motion detector alarm in our house it wouldn't have gone off all day yesterday, even though I was home.
@YayForJam: Anyone who's voice doesn't jump a few octaves when talking to a puppy probably kills people for a living