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@shadonium: Me: do you love me?

Siri: I'm only your assistance.

Me: if you don't, I will jump off a bridge.

Siri:there are two bridges near you.

Me: do you love me?

Siri: I’m only your assistance.

Me: if you don’t, I will jump off a bridge.

Siri:there are two bridges near you.

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