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@TheMichaelRock: Me: Do you want a burger or a hot dog?

Her: Neither. I'm vegan.

Me: Feel free to eat as much grass as you want.

Me: Do you want a burger or a hot dog?

Her: Neither. I’m vegan. 

Me: Feel free to eat as much grass as you want.

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