@maddie11_Anders: Me: Do you want dinner? BF:sure, what are my choices? Me:yes or no.
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@TheToddWilliams: [praying mantis first date] Female: You seem to have a good head on your shoulders. Male: Yeah well, you know, saving it for marriage.
@Reverend_Scott: Muggers: YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE Me: My Lord will protect me Muggers: Haha, right- Jesus: [appears wielding dual katanas] I smell SINNERS
@tackoftheJar: *Sandra Bullock floating around in the background of all the new Star Wars movies*
@NoTheOtherJohn: DATE: Tell me something most people dont know about you ME: [leans across table and gets right next to her ear] I DONT KNOW HOW TO WHISPER