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@Jacob_Swift16: Me: do you want to hear what happened to the last guy who threatened me?

Bumper cars operator: i meant your time is up, like for the ride

Me: do you want to hear what happened to the last guy who threatened me?

Bumper cars operator: i meant your time is up, like for the ride

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