@Skoogeth: me: do you want to play some ps4?
me: no we only have the playstation
@TheWadest: Don't EVER let anyone tell you you're not worth anything. You can get at least ten grand for one of your kidneys.
@pizzaguyjay: How do you know you're allergic to cats if you don't even eat them?
@clindsaysway: FB is the Flanders of social media, Twitter is Moe.
@kentgrossarth: My downstairs neighbor thinks I'm a little creepy and that I overstep my bounds. At least that's what she wrote in her diary.
@MavenofHonor: When I use my grandmother's cast iron skillet I feel close to her. Even though she's way, way up there repairing the space station