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@RandomAntics: The best revenge is living well, so I really need to know what the second best revenge is.
@UnFitz: Her idea of extending an olive branch was to sharpen one end first, then extend it REALLY hard.
@jennyjaffe: "Tender and mild" is a great way to describe chicken and a TERRIBLE way to describe a holy infant.
@ch000ch: *crumples a hamburger next to the phone* sorry, i'm having trouble hearing u over this delicious hamburger noise call u later ok