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@catcerveny: Me: Dude, back off. You're totally scaring away all the hot guys checking me out at the gym.

H: You do realize I'm your husband, right?

Me: Dude, back off. You’re totally scaring away all the hot guys checking me out at the gym.

H: You do realize I’m your husband, right?

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