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@Storminika: Me: "Dude, I brought another dress for you to clean."
Dry cleaner: *takes off headphone* "Sorry, come again?"
Me: "No, mustard."

Me: “Dude, I brought another dress for you to clean.”
Dry cleaner: *takes off headphone* “Sorry, come again?”
Me: “No, mustard.”

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