@ThaJawn: Me: *empties 4's maracas
4: *shakes maracas* They're broken
Me: Oh no.. What happend?
@Adar79Angie: People think I'm a hugger, but I'm actually shaking them down for snacks.
@atthecubicle: Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party that you didn't attend.
@TwinSurvivalist: Me: It's going to be a great day!
Life: Yeah, about that...
@E_lok44: Bee. The reason he needs an epi pen.