@ThaJawn: Me: *empties 4's maracas
4: *shakes maracas* They're broken
Me: Oh no.. What happend?
@SCbchbum: I assume the #1 reason people change their identity is b/c they answered "You too" when the barista said "Enjoy your bagel."
@_ElvishPresley_: [Horsemen tryouts]
APOCALYPSE: I like u guys but I only need 4
*Death, War, Famine, Conquest & Steve look at each other*
STEVE: dang it
@vexroid: Cell phone.
Not at work.
This homeless guy is living the dream from what I can tell.
@murrman5: is your name melissa?
are you married?
"to you sadly"
yes or no please
do you like the lie detector I bought for your birthday?
@whosalexander: shes shocked about being pregnant? LMAO