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@iluvyogacats: Me: *enters exam room
Doctor: Please take off your...
M: *unbuttons pants
D: ??
M: *pauses*
D: GLASSES!
D: I'M AN EYE DR DAMNIT!

Me: *enters exam room
Doctor: Please take off your…
M: *unbuttons pants
D: ??
M: *pauses*
D: GLASSES! 
D: I’M AN EYE DR DAMNIT!

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