@IncrediblyRich: Me. Every weekend.
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@rachelle_mandik: Whenever I hear a lady in the next stall trying to unwrap a tampon as quietly as possible I yell, "HEY, IS THAT CANDY? CAN I HAVE SOME?"
@DrainBamagedHD: Hey, people who leave the volume on an odd, non divisible by 5 number, how do you live with yourselves?!
@Vodkantots: The last time I left the house without wearing blush, someone tried to drive a stake through my heart.