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@ThisOneSayz: Me: excuse me, but I can't taste the alcohol

Clerk: all smoothies are non alcoholic here.

Me: YOU SHOULDN'T CALL YOURSELF A BAR THEN!

Me: excuse me, but I can’t taste the alcohol 

Clerk: all smoothies are non alcoholic here. 

Me: YOU SHOULDN’T CALL YOURSELF A BAR THEN!

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