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@J0hnnyBlaze: Me: "Excuse me, hi"
Her: "Um, I have a boyfriend"
Me: "Good for you. I was trying to say your herpes cream fell out of your purse"

Me: “Excuse me, hi” 
Her: “Um, I have a boyfriend” 
Me: “Good for you. I was trying to say your herpes cream fell out of your purse”

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