@lecalabara: Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.

@markleggett: Google+ is not a "ghost town", because a town filled with ghosts would actually be fun.

@CanadianCyn: I wonder if mirrors every get tired of having their picture taken.

@Home_Halfway: I just learned Avicii is a singer and not Roman numerals for 1952.

@ItsLaTourette: It's so unsettling meeting a baby with a grown man's name. No I don't want to hold Keith but can he look over my investment portfolio for me