@SirEviscerate: ME: (falling to my death in an elevator shaft) lol shaft
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@LaziestCanine: [stuck on an island] message in bottle: if anyone gets this, please save us bottle returns: if this gets 10k RTs on Twitter we'll send help
@Talk_To_The_Hat: I say when we bury people we tie their shoes together. If there is a zombie apocalypse, at least it will be goddamn hilarious...