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@Megatronic13: Me: first, I wish for you to not judge me

Genie: okay

Me: second, I wish Disney would make another Tarzan sequel

Genie: k...

Me: third, I wish we were at McDonald’s

[McDonald’s]

Me: we’ll have 2 Tarzan Banana McFlurrys please :)

Genie: *trying so hard to not look pissed*

Me: first, I wish for you to not judge me

Genie: okay

Me: second, I wish Disney would make another Tarzan sequel 

Genie: k…

Me: third, I wish we were at McDonald’s 

[McDonald’s]

Me: we’ll have 2 Tarzan Banana McFlurrys please :)

Genie: *trying so hard to not look pissed*

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