@GrandadJFreeman: Me: For Christmas I want a girlfriend/boyfriend Santa: Let's be realistic lol
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@dhumann: You can tell a lot about a person just by noticing how they continue to talk after you've sighed six or seven times.
@thepunningman: Police: Cover me Rookie: ok [pulls out guitar] Every little thing she does is magic
@GrantTanaka: I swear to god I'm not harassing you, I'm really out of shape that's just my labored breathing