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@_coryrichardson: me: *gets down on one knee*

girlfriend: omg, it’s finally happening

me: *falls over*

girlfriend: the poison is kicking in

me: *gets down on one knee*

girlfriend: omg, it’s finally happening

me: *falls over*

girlfriend: the poison is kicking in

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