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@KateWhineHall: Me: *gets on scale*
5yo: Whoa! That's a lot of points!
@JustForHT: Whoever said imitation is the sincerest form of flattery hasn't had a 7yo mimicking their every word for the last 10 minutes.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: My mom just texted me to say that her dog killed 2 groundhogs in her backyard this morning so I think she may be doing Groundhog Day wrong.
@Lamalover2: Are you surprised at life in general or is that just the way you plucked your eyebrows?
@Wine_Charmer: [lying in front of the fire]
11: Do you think she's asleep or dead?
9: *throws toy, 2 massive dogs pounce on me*
@weinerdog4life: Note to self: Take Mila Kunis picture off of vacuum before taking it in for service next time.