@Karate_Horse: Me: [getting stabbed by criminal] buddy this seems illegal
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@TheWriteStuff2u: You said that if I went to visit at the hospital I should be sure to take flowers. So, when the nurse wasn't looking, I did.
@daemonic3: "Ok, what chemical symbol should we give this Gold?" *thief runs by, steals gold* "Hey! You!" Au, got it. Next element.
@AlexRogaski: [Me as 911 Operator] *phone rings* I wait for it to stop ringing and text back "what's up"
@robdelaney: I #respectfully #trot when you let me cross the street in front of you. I salute the #power of the automobile.