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@Jerrypleasure: Me: *gives fiancé a diamond necklace*
Fiancé: OMG babe, I also want to go for a road trip
Me: Get in the car
Fiancé: But that's a police car
Me: You’re already wearing a stolen jewelry

Me: *gives fiancé a diamond necklace*
Fiancé: OMG babe, I also want to go for a road trip
Me: Get in the car
Fiancé: But that’s a police car
Me: You’re already wearing a stolen jewelry

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