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@c12h22o11balls: Me: *giving my wife puppy dog eyes*
Wife: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THESE?
@Book_Krazy: [Dinner date]
I'm a T-shirt and jeans kind of girl, so I guess I'm kinda a momgirl
"You mean tomgirl?"
Don't talk with your mouth full.
@msdanifernandez: I can't. I'm busy tonight. I have to do laundry and block everyone who takes their engagement photos in a barn.
@envydatropic: I got a $25 gift card to Sephora so I had to come up with $759.67 of my own money to make up the difference on my purchase
@CleverGirl85: Trolling my FB friends by commenting "Looking good ;)" on solo pics of their husbands
@sixthformpoet: If another day goes by without a Matthew, Mark, Luke and John forming a boyband called New Testament, I'm going to give up on everything.