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@theshantilly: Me: Go ahead.

Waiter: Huh?

Me: You're staring at my hair. Go ahead & touch it.

Waiter: There's a leaf in it.

Me: Go ahead.

Waiter: Huh?

Me: You’re staring at my hair. Go ahead & touch it.

Waiter: There’s a leaf in it.

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