@LosLos__: Me: Gonna go see Gym.
Friend: You mean go to the gym?
Me: No, Gym is Geoff's brother.
@StinkyGr33n: I'm brimming with meh today. I'm a lethargic ball of unbridled unenthusiasm
@TheHyyyype: When you drive, be careful to look out for bikes. Sometimes they're unchained so you can pull over and just take them.
@mockersofshoes: The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import)
@Parker_Simpson: Why do people say,"You can't make this stuff up." Nope. Not true at all. You can literally make up anything you want anytime.
@GloriaFallon123: I hope Kim and Kanye surprise everyone and name this next kid something like Bill or Jen