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@papasuncle: Me: Goodnight moon
Moon: night.
Me: What?
Moon: nothing. It's fine.
Me: You're acting distant
Moon: I'm 238,900 miles away

Me:      Goodnight moon
Moon:  night.
Me:      What?
Moon:  nothing. It’s fine.
Me:      You’re acting distant
Moon:  I’m 238,900 miles away

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