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@GrumpyBahr: Me: Grandma died, can't work today.

Boss: Thought she died last month?

Me: This time she is for real dead. We poked her with a stick.

Me: Grandma died, can’t work today.

Boss: Thought she died last month?

Me: This time she is for real dead. We poked her with a stick.

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