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@ShortSleeveSuit: ME: *grasping wife’s hand* omg he’s going to say his first words

WIFE: c’mon buddy you can do it

WAITER: can i get you two started with something to drink?

MY WIFE AND ME [excitedly]: d’awwwww

ME: *grasping wife’s hand* omg he’s going to say his first words

WIFE: c’mon buddy you can do it 

WAITER: can i get you two started with something to drink?

MY WIFE AND ME [excitedly]: d’awwwww

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