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@BDGarp: Me: Have fun on your date.

Son: What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you?

Me: Have fun on your date.

Son: What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren’t my kid are you?

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