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@bingowings14: Me: Have you ever tasted cat food?
Interviewer: No, I meant questions about the job.
@tchrquotes: There's no actual reason to believe that eating this entire bag of Doritos will make me feel better. That's why it's called faith.
@RajatSaysItAll: "There are 2 seats. Which one do you want?"
"Right one for me."
"Am I left with any choice?"
@ClichedOut: Her: What superpower would you choose?
Me: *sweating* Definitely the USA or China.
@mortimermaiden: Me: WHAT DO WE WANT?!
Me (whispering): Grandma back.
@Tmoney68: Don't tell me I don't know the difference between right & wrong. Wrong is the fun one.