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@AimeeHelene1: Me: Heeeeyyyyyy Judy, good morning!
*scratches Judy's back, wiping off my Cheeto fingers*
Judy: Hi!!! How are y.....
Me: *walks away*

Me: Heeeeyyyyyy Judy, good morning! 
*scratches Judy’s back, wiping off my Cheeto fingers*
Judy: Hi!!! How are y…..
Me: *walks away*

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