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@LindaInDisguise: Me: Help! i need my stomach pumped.

911 Operator: Did you ingest poison, ma'am?

Me: No. Pizza.

Me: Help! i need my stomach pumped.

911 Operator: Did you ingest poison, ma’am?

Me: No. Pizza.

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