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@Birdhumms: Me: Help someone is trying to gain entry to my home, send the police!
Her: Calm down, where are they now?
Me: Still ringing the doorbell

Me: Help someone is trying to gain entry to my home, send the police!
Her: Calm down, where are they now? 
Me: Still ringing the doorbell

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