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@TheMichaelRock: Me: he's cute, how old is he?

Guy: 25 months

Me: first kid?

Guy: yeah, how'd you know?

Me: because you didn't say "he's 2"

Me: he’s cute, how old is he?

Guy: 25 months

Me: first kid?

Guy: yeah, how’d you know?

Me: because you didn’t say “he’s 2”

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