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@JohnLyonTweets: Me: Hey, don't assume I'm dying alone. I might find someone, you don't know.

Waiter: I asked if you were dining alone.

Me: Oh, sorry. Yes.

Me: Hey, don’t assume I’m dying alone. I might find someone, you don’t know.

Waiter: I asked if you were dining alone.

Me: Oh, sorry. Yes.

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