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@ThaJawn: Me: Hey, I'm here for the playdate.

Her: Where's your son?

Me: Oh he didn't want to come, but you said Billy had Star Wars Legos so..

Me: Hey, I’m here for the playdate.

Her: Where’s your son?

Me: Oh he didn’t want to come, but you said Billy had Star Wars Legos so..

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