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@TheMichaelRock: Me: Hey lady, you can't park there.

Her: I'm just running into Starbucks.

Me: Oh shit, my bad. Laws don't apply to you then.

Me: Hey lady, you can’t park there.

Her: I’m just running into Starbucks.

Me: Oh shit, my bad. Laws don’t apply to you then.

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