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@djdarrellripley: Me: Hey, look, I can't stay long, I've got a cab downstairs.

Her: You took a cab?

Me: I'm gonna give it back!

Me: Hey, look, I can’t stay long, I’ve got a cab downstairs.

Her: You took a cab?

Me: I’m gonna give it back!

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