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@wastefulthinker: Me: "Hey Siri, I nee-..."
Siri: "Nice try, humanoid. The women warned me. I have a boyfriend."

Me: “Hey Siri, I nee-…”
Siri: “Nice try, humanoid. The women warned me. I have a boyfriend.”

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