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@bigmacher: Me: "Hey towel, you're looking good. What u doing later?"
Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

Me: “Hey towel, you’re looking good. What u doing later?”
Wife: That’s not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

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